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What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 11:53

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

What is the best time for conception?

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

-mwahh

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

Why do people keep denying the similarities between Latin and Italian by saying they are totally different languages when it’s obvious they sound similar?

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

What disturbed you today?

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

Have you ever dealt with a Christian narcissist?

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]